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Two Cows
1. SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
 
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2. COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

3. FASCISM:
You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

4. NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.

5. BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and
throws the milk away...

6. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and
the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

7. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of
four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

8. A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

9 . A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for
storing them.

10. A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full
employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported
the numbers.

11. AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.

12. A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.

15. AN ETHIOPIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You eat both.

16. AN ERITREAN CORPORATION.
You have two cows. Both are dead. Yet you tell the whole world you are
milking twenty.
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