A blonde walks into a bank in new York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business
for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for the
loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls
Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything
and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. the
bank's president and its officers
all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for
using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of
the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there. Two weeks later,
the blonde returns, repays the
$5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says,
we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction
has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were
away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What
puzzles us is, why would
you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replied,
Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks
for only $15.41?"
(Finally, a smart blonde joke!)