I saw this pretty Ethiopian girl
So I approached her to say "emboa zebyeder"
She had the looks, long hair
and a smile
I said, "Excuse me, you look like abesha
Do you speak amarigna?"
She said, "Uhmm,
I said, "That's alright we can talk in English"
Macking ain't my forte
I had to say "bonjour mademoiselle comon tu tapae"
Her name was Turay but prefers to be called T
the kind of name that don't go with her beauty
Never mind her name
Cause I didn't waste time kicking my game
found out Turyay was a flirt
little did she know I was more of a pervert than Marv Albert
Next thing you know we
are at the movies
Turyay was dressed for the occasion wearing a short qemiss
So I had one hand on the popcorn and
one hand on her knees
She pushed my hand back calling me "duriye!"
but I had a big dula ready to do some
Later when the movie was over
I offered her a ride back to her sefer
On the way I stopped the car
She told me she was gonna give me her qutr
But ye wenziow neber wasn't thinking about getting a number
didn't waste time making contact with her kenfer
She showed signs of a little megderder
by that time I had her laying
back on the weber
making her hotter than CHeCHebsa
took off her shirt and Tut meyaja
Looked even better in
the type girl you wanna makeerguzz
Damn, I wanna be her baby's abbaye
but right now I got a little
problem with ajeray
You see, just when it was time for procreation
Ajeray wouldn't rise up to the occasion
am like, "ante asedabi!"
"You gonna let me down just when I am about to get some for free
To my disappointment
I saw Turyay putting back her butanti
I started to explain about the technical difficulty
"I have been sick
the whole week with rasmitat and goonfan"
Truyay I will make it up to you cause usually I' am the man"
said "drowinu arfeh atqemeTm!"
And all I could say was zim
I drove back to her sefer
I was trying
to give her a good night kiss on her kenfer
But she got out of the car, giggling, saying "bel dehna eder"
I just remembered i didn't write her phone number
Damn I blew it. "Ayee yene neger"