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Why coffe is better.........
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what would you do.......

Sorry Men...but you do have to admit these are funny....
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on
the ground?
A. Shoot him again.

Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger
in between his neck and the noose.

Q. What do you call the useless piece of skin
on the end of a man's penis?
A. His body.

Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practising to be men.

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for everything to revolve
around him.

Q. C'mon. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about
the
screwing part.

Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.

Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q. Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they're born?
A. To knock the penises off the smart ones.

Q. Why do men name their penises?
A. Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make
90% of their decisions.

Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.

Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick
only one.

Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end
they need to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need... A man
wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs, and diamonds.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"


>Talk to you later.....






Thank you Rahwa