Sorry Men...but you do have to admit these are funny....
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around
in pain on
A. Shoot him again.
Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
you can just barely slip your finger
in between his neck and the noose.
Q. What do you call the useless piece
on the end of a man's penis?
A. His body.
Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're
practising to be men.
Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up
there and waits for everything to revolve
Q. C'mon. How many men does it take to screw in a light
A. Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping
breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q. Why do doctors slap
babies butts right after they're born?
A. To knock the penises off the smart ones.
Q. Why do men name their
A. Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make
90% of their decisions.
does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end
need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every
need... A man
wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving
her money, furs, and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail
folder to "instruction manuals"
>Talk to you later.....