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Blonde going to Montreal


A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in
Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class
section and sits down. The flight attendant watches
her do this and asks to see her ticket. she then tells
the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will
have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm
going to Montreal and I'm staying right here!"

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells
the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo
sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and
won't move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to
the blonde and tries to explain that because she only
paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to
her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm
beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right
here!"

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should
have the police waiting when they land to arrest this
blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The pilot
says "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I
have learned to speak 'blonde'!" He goes back to the
blonde, whispers in her ear, and without question she
gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy
section. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed
and asked him what he said to make her move without
any fuss.

"I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal. "

Thanks Beth

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