A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
You wont fall a sleep after a cup of coffee.
Coffee is cheaper.
Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
If you put chocolate in your coffee it doesnt put on weight.
matter how ugly you are you can always get a good cup of coffee.
Your coffee doesnt talk back to you.
is good when it is cold too
Coffee doesnt care when you dunk things in it.
Coffee is ready in 15 minutes
You cant get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.
Coffee doesnt have a time of
month.its good all the time.
Coffee doesnt take up half of your bed.
When coffee gets old you can throw
You can have an intelligent conversation with a cup off coffee.
Your coffee wont be jealous
of a large cup.