Two Cows
1. SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
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2. COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
3. FASCISM:
You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
4. NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
5. BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and
throws the milk
away...
6. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and
the economy
grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
7. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of
four
cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
8. A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
9 . A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for
storing them.
10. A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full
employment,
high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported
the numbers.
11. AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.
12. A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.
15. AN ETHIOPIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You eat both.
16. AN ERITREAN CORPORATION.
You have two cows. Both are dead. Yet you tell the whole world you are
milking
twenty.
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