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70 above
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Canada go swimming
in the Lakes.
60 above
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Canada plant gardens.
50 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Canada sunbathe.
40 above
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Canada drive with the windows down.
32 above
Distilled
water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
20 above
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear,
gloves, and
woolly hats.
People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above
Philadelphia
landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets
cold.
0
degrees
People in Miami all die...
Canadians lick the flagpole.
20 below
Californians fly
away to Mexico.
People in Canada get out their winter coats.
40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Canada are selling cookies door to door.
60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate
the Arctic.
Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 below
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Canada rent some videos.
100 below
Santa Claus
abandons the North Pole.
Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
297 below
Microbial
life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.
460
below
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff
for ya?"
500 below
Hell freezes over.
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