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PRICE RATES
Once there was a prostitute who had three different rates based on the
following three conditions:
1. $10.00 to have sex on the grass.
2. $20.00 to have sex on the couch.
3. $30.00 to have sex on the bed.
One day, a Mexican approaches the prostitute and slaps a $10 bill on
the
table. They proceed to have
sex on the
grass.
Later that day, an American approaches the prostitute and slaps a $20
bill on the table.
They proceed to have sex
on the couch.
Still later that day, an INDIAN approaches the prostitute and slaps
$30
on the table. Excited to see such a big
spender,
the prostitute said, "finally, a guy with class... "
The Indian responds, "Class my ass... three times on the grass!"
Thanks Beth, this one is
funny.
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